1.30.2013

life according to maxx

oh hi i didn't see you guys there...it's early, what time is it? Noon?... i didn't mean for you to catch me in bed, but i was still sleeping... like always as my gran would say





but since i'm already awake guess ill get up.....'yawn'



ok ok im awake. whats up everybody, im maxx....my mom calls me maxxy poo & my dad calls me bean.....you can call me whatever you want if you rub my tummy. 

since my mommy isn't here im taking over this weird machine thing that glows for the day. my mommy is always playing on this machine so i wanted to see what all the bark was about. 

i still don't get it....i can be a little slow, i still haven't mastered 'sit' yet...and my mommy keeps pointing at my leg yelling shake...i just can't handle the pressure...thank god she gives me the treats anyways....
 
some may say...(gran) im sort of a lazy dog, but i really just like lounging around in my mommys bed under the covers, close up next to her as possible so she can't move..thats when im most comfortable 



but then sleeping time is over and my mommy gets outta bed which means one thing.....time to go to the bathroom! it sure can be hard holding your pee in all night long, but im such a good boy that i never pee on the carpet



please dont judge me. i don't chose to wear these things called clothes...my dad hates it too, the only time i get to be naked is when hes here....'wimper' 

ok im being dramatic i rarely wear clothes, only on cold days


after my morning pee its time for some sort of thing in which my mom yells starbucks and we get to go drive in a car with the windows down.




besides my walk this is my favorite part of the day...wait no what am i saying..eating is my favorite time of the day...speaking of eating, can i get a treat?


after our drive to some place that is always crowded with people...we go back home and my mommy gets on the glowing machine for hours on end without taking a break..sometimes she even sits on the bed with it...



ill sit with her, and play with my bone toy 




and then finally its time to go outside and take a walk...thats my cousin Lucy





and if we're lucky we get to go to this place where theres water and birds and the ground is all mushy & soft on my feet 




i never got my treat..im still hungry...my gran says im always hungry...they call me fatty sometimes...im okay with it.

but when my mommy is being annoying on that stupid glowing machine this is the face i give her when its time to feed me...it works every time...who could be mad at this adorable face?!...i use it at every advantage 





finally eating, won't take me long though...im usually done in less than a minute...



 after dinner its back on the bed for cuddles while my mommy stares at an even bigger square that glows...but this square talks





and then the square with the loud noises goes away and its quiet and i jump on my fluffy pillow bed & go to sleep.....






okay okay who am i kidding....i never sleep on this thing, my mom made me stand here & take this picture...i wasn't really happy about it...its back on the bed under the covers for me....


okay im tired now, it was a busy day....see you next time...until then peace out dudes














Mis En Place

31 comments:

wide open spaces said...

Cute post! I love the perspective you have on your pet! Thx for sharing!
XO

The Pink Growl said...

awww little Maxxy! He's such a little doll!

Niki Caron said...

Hahaha I love this!!! Maxx sounds so much like my Chester!

Kendra said...

Oh my goodness he is the cutest thing ever

Georgina Castellucci said...

Your little Max is SO adorable!!! Thank you for this, it really put a smile on my face this morning :)

Jen said...

I love Maxx he is just too cute!

Amber said...

Hahaha, this is so precious! I feel like Binky could have written this exact same post ;)

TheTinyHeart said...

This is too cute! My Oliver has that same dog sweater!

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Courtney said...

So cute! Sounds like my dogs life haha.

ashbash said...

ahh this is so cute!!! maxs aunty loves him too !!! my little maxy poo poo. its okay that you cant sit on command max your still a soul of life.

Great Post!!!!

Miranda said...

maxx, you are freaken adorable!!!

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

Max, you certainly have a great life!! It's ok if you're a fatty...that just means you are loved ;)p.s- I ahve 2 cats and they ARE fatties too!!

JanM ♥ said...

Maxx is too freakin adorable! :D

xo,
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Raven said...

um, so cute and creative! I should do this with my dog but all she would say is "my mom sits on her ass all day watching dr phil and drinking. So....no ;)

Kristine Foley said...

Love it Kel! SUCH A CUTIE!

My-cliffnotes said...

He's so cute

Rima said...

hahaha that's brillz. maxx is too cute. i wish chimichanga would let me put clothes on him -_-

btw we have the same duvet & sham. Uh hello shabby chic from target.

Jane said...

I think I may have just passed out and died of cuteness overload!

Ashley said...

If I had a dog, I would have him/her dressed up all the time as well!! Maxxy poo is so adorable!

Kelly Ann said...

These photos are absolutely adorable and I love your description of the beach, too cute!

xx
Kelly
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Stephanie @ Life, Actually said...

He is SOOOO cute! :)

Lauren said...

Okay, I can't. That dog is just too cute. What an adorable post! He looks so sweet in the clothes even though he doesn't like it hehe. What kind of dog is it?! xo

Michael said...

Ahhh I freaking love him!!!

Ashley said...

Haha I think our dogs would be best friends. How they heck DO they eat so fast??

Caroline Susanto said...

Oh my... Maxx is so cute >.< I adore the way you write from his point of view :)

Caroline
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Kim @ The K.O. Story said...

Maxx is too adorable! I just want to pick him up and snuggle with him! Ok, I'll stop, but really...thanks for the puppy fever ;)

smk053078 said...

Shut up!!! I just want to eat Maxx up!!! OMG, Kelly, you are gonna be the BEST mom to a little human being one day!!! This melted my heart!

Gina Gao said...

He is so cute!

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Janna Renee said...

Maxxy poo! It is so nice to officially meet you! You are just too cute for words, and I love seeing the world through your eyes ;)

The Sequined Spaniel said...

Oh this is hilarious! I am laughing out loud. Maxx is so cute. I love his perspective of things. If only dogs could talk :)

amanda
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Christine said...

Oh my God, I absolutely loved this. Your dog is so freakin' cute!! I love that he calls the computer this weird thing that glows all day. I love it.
~Christine

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