southern-belle TAKEOVER

Do not adjust your monitors....

Your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

This is going to be a legit southern-belle take over here, y'all!


I cannot begin to tell you how excited I was that Ms. Kelly asked me to guest blog for her while she is soaking up the sun on her little vacay.

I know you're sitting there thinking, WHO is this little blonde country bumpkin?



The name's Jess, aka: The Kentucky Priss

and on most days you can find me over HERE

But today, I'm taking over Kelly's blog and you can love it or leave it.

I'd prefer you love it.

I

there I is.


Being that Kell's from duh west and I's from southeast I thought

it would be fun to SOUTHERNpimp her blog! hehehehe

It's about the only time I can get away with it, why not!!

I thought I would do a CONFESSIONAL - southern style.....



Here we go:

1. I confess...I am the worlds worst cusser. It's true. I have always said "poop","fudge brownies", and "DAGGONE IT" It's not because I have a problem with cussing. MMmm No. To me, they're just harmless words, but if you heard me cuss you would crack up. It doesn't sound right and it's just not me.

2. My favorite kind of glass to drink out of, whether it be a mimosa, sweet tea, diet coke, WINE... is a mason jar. When I was younger, my mom canned {still does because my parents have a garden} and mom collects mason jars to put veggies in...as fast as she would wash one, I would be drinking out of it.

Exhibit A:

3. I am the gf who is known to start a "car bar" during girls night out/girls weekend/ or simply OR en route to a sporting event. ESP if I'm on the way to a sporting event. Once I'm there, I'm focused in on the game!

4. I am a southern belle and I am a baseball girl at that; however, my MLB is and always will be the Yankees. My dad and I are as thick as thieves and I am definitely "my father's daughter" Daddy likes the yankees, Jess liked the Yankees. I get the weirdest look when I tell people that the Yanks are my team.

5. I have a dog named Daisy May if that ain't southern, then I don't know what is

6. I once paid $350 dollars for cowboy boots, once being last year hahaha...but come summer time, they are just about all I wear with dresses #money'sworth

8. I didn't go out with a guy on a second date solely because he was a Duke fan. Game over. The SEC is taken pretty literally. Ok, and he might have chewed his food a little weird.

9. EVERYbody and I mean EVERYBODY well, unless you're a boy...is a "sissy" or "sissybelle"

To me, it's the best term of endearment for two girlfriends.

10. Do you know what really turns me on, like style wise in a guy? A guy who wears colored shorts in the summer time/button-up/and deck shoes......oh ....muh....gah. And has southern dra-wl :)

Exhibit B

and Exhibit C

 

...how can you not love this style?

I know you're probably tired of reading about my love for all things southern so I will close this post with a one of my favorite quotes!

Amen?

Have no fear, Kell-ay will be back veddy veddy soon!