life according to maxx

oh hi i didn't see you guys there...it's early, what time is it? Noon?... i didn't mean for you to catch me in bed, but i was still sleeping... like always as my gran would say

but since i'm already awake guess ill get up.....'yawn'

ok ok im awake. whats up everybody, im maxx....my mom calls me maxxy poo & my dad calls me bean.....you can call me whatever you want if you rub my tummy. 
since my mommy isn't here im taking over this weird machine thing that glows for the day. my mommy is always playing on this machine so i wanted to see what all the bark was about. 
i still don't get it....i can be a little slow, i still haven't mastered 'sit' yet...and my mommy keeps pointing at my leg yelling shake...i just can't handle the pressure...thank god she gives me the treats anyways....   some may say...(gran) im sort of a lazy dog, but i really just like lounging around in my mommys bed under the covers, close up next to her as possible so she can't move..thats when im most comfortable 

but then sleeping time is over and my mommy gets outta bed which means one thing.....time to go to the bathroom! it sure can be hard holding your pee in all night long, but im such a good boy that i never pee on the carpet

please dont judge me. i don't chose to wear these things called clothes...my dad hates it too, the only time i get to be naked is when hes here....'wimper' 
ok im being dramatic i rarely wear clothes, only on cold days

after my morning pee its time for some sort of thing in which my mom yells starbucks and we get to go drive in a car with the windows down.

besides my walk this is my favorite part of the day...wait no what am i saying..eating is my favorite time of the day...speaking of eating, can i get a treat?

after our drive to some place that is always crowded with people...we go back home and my mommy gets on the glowing machine for hours on end without taking a break..sometimes she even sits on the bed with it...

ill sit with her, and play with my bone toy 

and then finally its time to go outside and take a walk...thats my cousin Lucy

and if we're lucky we get to go to this place where theres water and birds and the ground is all mushy & soft on my feet 

i never got my treat..im still hungry...my gran says im always hungry...they call me fatty sometimes...im okay with it.

but when my mommy is being annoying on that stupid glowing machine this is the face i give her when its time to feed me...it works every time...who could be mad at this adorable face?!...i use it at every advantage 

finally eating, won't take me long though...im usually done in less than a minute...

 after dinner its back on the bed for cuddles while my mommy stares at an even bigger square that glows...but this square talks

and then the square with the loud noises goes away and its quiet and i jump on my fluffy pillow bed & go to sleep.....

okay okay who am i kidding....i never sleep on this thing, my mom made me stand here & take this picture...i wasn't really happy about it...its back on the bed under the covers for me....


okay im tired now, it was a busy day....see you next time...until then peace out dudes